Mind Over Matter

I found myself really impress with Lord Voldemort in Harry Potter. Yes, it’s a bit too late to watch it but I don’t care. The movie sucks anyway, I prefer the book. I am very disappointed with the movie and I have no idea why Harry chooses Ginny over Cho. Ginny is so ugly.

Ok, back to point. I’m impressed because, FYI Lord Voldemort got his name by unscrambling his real name. Perhaps this could explain more:

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE

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I AM LORD VOLDEMORT

Impressive, huh?

I tried mine:

Jordan Tang Ching Yee

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I need JT or Chang Gnay

I think Chang Gnay is a person.

Or:

Jordan Tang Ching Yee

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I need gay JT nor Chang

No, stick to the first one. Justin Timberlake is so NOT gay! He’s the most attractive man in the world. Why cant my name make “lord” or “lady” or “exclusive” but “gay’??? I really need to change my name.

XOXO

Jordan T.

Time For Speechlessness

Do you think you can handle the truth meaning of love?

I’ve watched this comedy called The Ugly Truth and it taught me a lot of things about boys. I know the movie is 18SG but I just couldn’t help it, Gerard Butler is so hot. Well, anyway, this movie is very meaningful, for girls. So girls, just in case you don’t have a chance to watch it, here’s some valuable lesson I’ve learned:

First, never ever talk about your problem to your boyfriend because they don’t really listen or care. They don’t really expect a full answer when they ask “Hey, so what’s up with you today?” And if they did say something when you burled up your problems, they’re probably just pretending to be considerate.

Next, Do Not Criticize when you’re on a date, boys are incapable of growth, change or progress. For boys, self-improvement ends at toilet training. And also try not to take control of everything on a date, they hate that.

Ok, this is very important, laugh at whatever your boyfriend says, even when the joke is fucking cold. A fake laugh means a fake humor. A fake humor is better than no humor at all. You’re not the only person in the room so let’s don’t be selfish. I have no idea of the meaning of what I’ve just said so let’s move on to the next point.

Now lastly, DO break up with your boyfriend if you found out he doesn’t love who you are. The tips above are just for the first date. After that, you must try to be YOURSELF. If he thinks that you’re suddenly all weird and maybe you’re drunk, end it because you know this couldn’t last forever. BE BRAVING!!!

Take Penelope as example. She dated Chain just to prove to everyone and lie to herself that she’s over Daniel. And it turned out that Chain’s not-Penelope’s-type pissed Penelope off and she have to break up with him and yet again, another heart was broken. And now Penelope went back to the time when she screams on every sight of Daniel and spying on him. I knew exactly what I’m doing because I’m 100% sure that Chain wouldn’t read my blog even for world peace. Or not.

Now you know the truth about love. But can you handle it?

XOXO

Jordan T.

Complication

There are two type of cover on the latest issue of Galaxie magazine: the Jacob cover and the Edward cover.

I couldn't select either one of them so I buy both. And then regret it.

I'm always on Jacob side, now I know that. He's not dark and creepy, he's funny and loud. He doesn't have a octagon face like Edward, he's is prefect and cute. And he's a hunky 17.

Not only because of his physical looks, he understands you because he's your best friend. What's the meaning of life if you marry some guy who doesn't even understands you?

Oh great, now I've chosen Taylor Lautner over Justin Bieber. I know I'm not loyal to him but this could be forgiven, I mean, look at him:

Admit it, he's way cuter than these two:

I still couldn't figure out why Bella choose Edward over Jacob. Not that he's rich right?

XOXO

Jordan T.

From Waiter To Superstar

Breaking News…

Junior Boy Changed Innocent Waiter’s Life

Every employee in town loves Saturday, because the day after that they’ll be screaming out loud, stripping off their clothes enjoying the Sunday-day-off. But since the SJK(C)Keong Hoe dinned in a nothing-special-restaurant, NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME (to one certain waiter),

So this waiter, who happens to be the chosen one, started thinking about his salary and his miserable life when the pupils rushed in to the restaurant. Because his job is to serve the food, nothing else special.

Meanwhile, F boy and J boy were making dares. The one will be named the King Of Dares will be the one who fulfill most dares. When it came to F’s turn, J dared him to ask an autograph from one of the waiter. To keep up the spirit, F proudly said “BRING IT ON, PUNK!” All the students around the table applause as if he’s going to be the hero who saves the princess.

F took a Maggie cup mee and approached the mentioned waiter. His steps are firm, making sure that his breath is bearable.

“Can you sign on this cup?”
“Huh? You want to fill this cup with hot water?”
“No, sign this.” F handed him a pen. “You so handsome.” F persuaded the waiter with a grammar-eroded compliment.

The waiter was dazzled. He grabbed the pen and signed his name on the paper. And without even thinking what he was doing, he drew a smiley face. F thanked him and ran to his admiring fans.

That night, the waiter locked himself in his room. Thinking about how he spent six years in Yale and ended up being a waiter in crappy restaurant. F’s words touched his heart. He looked himself in the mirror.

“I am handsome” He told himself. The next thing he knew, he’s going to make a change…

After a few months, the waiter was rumored modeling for Play Boy magazine and signing a contract for playing Chris Pine’s stuntman in Star Trek 2.

Who knows whether the rumor is true?

XOXO
Jordan T.

C-Hottie In Town

List Of Misery

1. The whole school knows I, the junior loser has a crush on Senior Hottie, C. Biggest humiliation of my life.

After C graduated, I built up my life, I swore to heaven:

I AM NEVER GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN.

I started high school, started a new life, I got over him, slapping every person that mentioned his name.

After a few weeks, the list goes on.....

2. I saw a ghost across the school gate. I tried not to remember his name. I stood there looking like an idiot, trying to figure out the whole C-hottie thing. Ok, I just saw him once what could possibly go wrong?

After a few weeks I see him too. And I am 100% okay with it. I don't think he recongnizes me, with my hair cropped short. It's ok...

But sadly, the list goes on.....

3. OMG! My ex-crush turns out to be-----my NEIGHBOUR??!!

Friday, morning--I sat at the threshold wearing my shoes. I was ready to go to my previous school to receive my scholarship. RM50 for 6A's, 50% off if I get 6A's.

And this is how it happened...Hottie in hot sports-wear with a hot walk and hot freaking breezing-hairwalked past my door. Next door neighbourglanced up and asked C:

"Hi, I thought you should at school right now."

"I'm in the afternoon session." answers C.

"Where do you live?"

"Oh, just in front, I just moved here," C flashed his hypnotizing smile at her.

Okay, I must be dreaming. This is a nightmare. He's not real.

Unfortunately, when I went to school, the above statement isn't true.

C-hottie is back. He's in my neighbourhood. I'm not going out for the rest of my life. I have to change my name! Um, Megan Tang...Hazel Tang...

No, make it Megan de Scanio.

4. C-Hottie wakes up every morning at 8am for a morning jog.

I just want to die. Happily.

XOXO

JorDan T

The Ugly Truth

Spotted : Senior girl,V dating junior boy,T .

Love is selfish, just like New Moon, a love triangle is made between V, T and V's BFF. V found out her BFF had a secret crush on T. and V got "a little too" dramatic. But V and T moved along, not showing regard to V's BFF. Poor thing, but does she had anything to do with the next story?

V and T's got called to the office after Ms.F caught V and T holding hands. Before going into the teacher's office, T held V's hand, again. V's father saw it and slaps T. They say love cures everything, looks like love haven't meet V's father yet.

V was 'so' under depression and confusion. One lovely afternoon, she went into the bathroom and try to commit suicide by strangling herself. Wonder if her heart's got tangled? Luckily the weapon knows life is precious, instead of dying, V fainted. That's how V (almost) lost a life to a junior so heartless. Move along V...

At the end, V got transferred to another school, full of bitches, to start a new life. Without T.




The truth is always ugly,
XOXO
JorDan T.