Gah, Yolk Getting Married. To Human

I half-ran to the classroom and blurted out the news, shouting to the Anti-Yolk club committee. "(Violent words I prefer not to repeat or rethink or remember)," catching every breath when I said that.

(The committee's reactions are in bold)

Opening and closing their mouth like a goldfish.

“That’s right.”

One took off her glasses.

“Yup, you heard me, she’s getting married.”

Almost got stroke, high-blood pressure and hernia.

“To human. Human, I repeat, human.”

speechless…

“Can you actually believe it? Some human, actually wants yolk. Can you imagine her walking down the aisle, wearing a wedding gown – yellow, La Quire’s design, kissing somebody after she says ‘I do’.”

Shivering and raising goose bumps, somebody ran into the bathroom.

Our most loyal member, Sue, aka Idiot/Idiot Sue finally said something after the stroke.

“Perhaps to an egg white?”

That broke the silence. Everyone burst into laughter.

“Yolk and Egg White? They make a perfect couple.”

“No, they make a perfect omelet”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… …!!!”

The joke lasted until after school.

“Jordan, Yolk’s getting married… haha,” Vien said that before she stepped into her car.

For a second, I knew she wasn’t kidding. Yolk is getting married. The engagement ring on her middle finger said so. I wonder who’s the unlucky man? I mean, look at her:

The man must be an imposter. Well, I’ll tell you what did the man looks like when I heard more news.

XOXO

The Shortest Post

I always want my post to be as short as possible, but I couldn't just stop making the sentence longer. That's why I got B in the summary part in exam. And at last, after millions of practicing, I manage to post the shortest post in the world - the post before this, entitled "Justin Bieber". Scroll down for more info.

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Justin Bieber - One Time

He's just 15 years old. Can you believe it? Talented he is! He's gonna be the future Jesse McCartney. But I have to admit, the first time I heard this song, it was on the radio. And I thought it was a girl who sing this. Sorry, Justin!

XOXO

Justin Bieber

Rocks!!!

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The Invention of Hottness

This post is meant for the girls. Boys, be careful, cause the next thing you know might be dumped by your girl.

I’d like to thank god that god has created a lot of hotties. And so, it’s because of these hotties that make the girls scream at the first sight of them.

Admit it; their unbelievable gorgeousness is practically the thing that makes the world go round.

Temptation is automatically formed when you see this picture.


Just like video games, this is the one and only reason you fail your test. You cant take your eyes off him.

I know I have no more than 6% of fighting chance, but aren’t them just something to look at? Apparently all the girls agree with me.

Well, back to reality. XOXO

Yolk, you go to hell

The teacher finally found a chance to humiliate me and make me feel guilty in front of everyone. Well, technically she didn’t because her plan didn’t work at it backfired back to herself.

As a quick introduction, I hate my Chinese teacher, Yolk. We (the anti-yolk club) call her that because she keeps wearing the same outfit – a yellow hideous outfit. She hates us as we hate her too (huh?). We want her out of our life and go screw herself. Plus, she grows a mustache which I realize it’s getting worse (darker, more obvious) when she called me up to the front to challenge her.

You see, I made a sour face when I saw that poisonous bitch approaching to our class when she’s not supposing to. There’s this fixed procedure called “Yolk comes in, your good day ruined.” Why would the original teacher left us stuck with that douche?

“Do whatever you like,” she said to us. Sue came to my place to accept free tutoring on Math. And then it happened. “Sue, what are you doing?” Oh great, can’t I even have a life? I told her “Sue’s weak at Math, I have to tutor her” in a loud than usual voice – just in case she got problems with her ears too.

Yolk took her chance. “Jordan, that is very impolite of you! Came up front,” she flipped a fifthly book and pointed at something.

Great, she want to talk law, if she expect a happily deduction, she don’t know Jordan Tang Ching Yee. “I got the right to deduct your marks you know.” She used her signature sign – trying to incriminate you by staring at you deeply with her piercing eyes, the devil she is. BUT! I’m stronger! I let her stare at me. Either she got tired of waiting or she realizes that her trick doesn’t work on her or whatever it is; she said “What should you do?”

“Sorry, teacher” there is no such sorry in my voice. I went back to my seat. After she was gone, my Anti-yolk club got bigger.

I haven’t missed the words “whatever you like” though. Luckily I got such great friends; they stick me up when I got bullied by a jerky slut. I feel better now, we even wrote a song about her. We even joked about her mustache, suspecting her as a transsexual. Long live, Anti-yolk club! Curse you yolk! Curse you won’t be respected but treated like egg yolks when you got old. And you’ll die with regret!

So here I am, ranting on yolk. I’m gonna treat this bowl like yolk and kick her ass. 1.62 seconds later:

P.S. Learned a valuable lesson here: Never infuriate your teacher when she’s the one who marks your exam.

XOXO