Book Report

Book No. ___52___ Reading Date: 7-2-10

Title of book: Si Sim Yang Sucks­­­­­­­­­­­________________________________

Number Of Pages: 1__ Language: English (aside the title)­__

Type of book: Non-fiction____

Moral Values/teachings which I’ve learn from reading:

Mongrels should be banned from the earth and let every single human being spat on him for his unbearable sins and then let his blood scream beneath the ground for help but human being are forbidden to help him because he deserves it. Muahahah..............

Story Summary:

Si Sim is a pervert teacher, currently teaching (making sins) in PTHS. He was suspected having YTD (yolk transmitted disease) which cause him the behavior of growing a hideous mustache, using body language instead of ear-detected language and being the biggest fan of sword-swinging, condor-hero Yang Guo which he describe as “cool man”.

Sim’s hobby is torturing students. His highest record of abusing students is once making students memorize 6 crappy poems and 10 stupid old-fashion-lecture-styles. INCLUDING MEANING AND WHICH LECTURE-OBBSESSED INVENTOR.

He also broke the Genesis Word Record by giving out 12 homeworks in 35 minutes and for not speaking in class for 60minutes. He’s an author of a book called “How to Boss Your Students and Saving Your Saliva At The Same Time” which soon is banned after 2 days of publishing.

The End.

Certified by: Barak Obama

7/2/10

It feels so good just to write about someone you hate and post it world-wide.

XOXO
Jordan T.